Recent Movie Reviews

A Sniper's View Ep. 1939 A Sniper's View Ep. 1939

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

that was pretty bad

Okay, there was like, no animation other than some rotation tweens and size tweens. Also, you didnt even take the time to cut the picture of hitler out of the white box. Thats pretty lazy, man.
Now for the main complaint. One man with a sniper rifle doesnt just shoot tons and tons of people. The other soldiers probably would have noticed there was a sniper shooting all of their comrades.
You are retarded. The end doesnt make any sense.
Ps. A screenplay is made up of dialogue. There was no dialogue except for some narration with bad grammar and that was flashed so fast there wasnt enough time to read this. Im sure your movie was blammed not because people dont like you, but because it sucked really bad.

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NathanThomas responds:

odd how it got a score of 3.2? The third person DID notice the sniper but got shot in the head. You are a moron aren't you, and why is your batting average only 2.59? Plus, not all screenplays had dialogue, look at all those Silent films? Oh, and if you know how to cut Hitler out of the white box, let me know, OK?

is is

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

thats not philosophy

Im afraid there's a little bit more to philosophy than repeating the word "is" and saying different words after it. That works for like, a poem but its not really philosophy you're just using words that are supposed to bring out emotions with sappy music in the backround. Try a little harder next time.

rootdown responds:

i never said that this is philosophy. this trys to criticise the people who are saying things like "love is war" and think its philosophy. somehow you really understood the movie. "there's a little bit more to philosophy than repeating the word "is" and saying different words after it." in this case, the computer puts the words randomly together - not me. it has no end. there are endless combinations. i think philosophy is a feeling that you could never describe in words. its just blahblah. dont tell me, i got to try harder. watch your own stuff first.

Hippo Goes to the Dentist Hippo Goes to the Dentist

Rated 5 / 5 stars


dude dont listen to those guys man, this shit is fuckin hilarious comrade. i laughed at each one, keep goin with this this is quality

Moh-Danath responds:

Thanks dude, I wasn't really gonna scrap Hippo. There is plenty more where that came from. I make these for the Hippo fans out there, as for anyone else feel free to insult me because there just gonna keep coming whether you like it or not. Thanks for the support CrispShadow.

Recent Game Reviews

Punch Bin Laden Punch Bin Laden

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

stop making this shit

ok you bastards have got to stop making kill bin laden shit, most of you can't even spell "Osama" correctly, just cause we THINK he's behind the whole WTC Terrorist act doesnt mean you have to make shitty games about beating him up and how he "eats poop" and whats worse is the good ratings you get, have some origionality for christs sake i look on newgrounds today and 99% of everything is either kill osama or entitled "9/11" this is newgrounds, people!

Per the Monkey 1 Per the Monkey 1

Rated 1 / 5 stars

that was pretty bad

those loops got real old real fast, and although you spent 4 hours apparently you spent it in the wrong places, i mean you made the animation loop of the monkey, ok... but then when he drinks you just cover the animation loop in vomit? so lame and theres nothing fun or amusing about it... try again tho maybe you can do a little better next time.

Rikard responds:

The loops are supposed ro be annoying,
And still i´d say you dont know how extreme long time it takes to fix all these things so its allmost no buggs.
I watched your movies and you are using one single thread and no alternative buttons.
And just paints frame by frame

Its not as easy as you think to do these movies...

Rooftop Skater 1 Rooftop Skater 1

Rated 5 / 5 stars

that was awesome!

man it shows that you put a lot of effort into this, THAT WAS WICKED FUN i cant stop playing it hehehe good job man you give newgrounds a good name it almost makes up for all that other shit people post!

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